| Award |
Presented
to |
Winners |
| Red Hanger |
|
He who "hangs" at
the line painted red |
2005 Dennis Tulimieri
2006 Travis Crawford 2007
Travis Crawford 2008 John O'Connor |
| Puck Hog |
|
He who has the closest
personal relationship with the puck |
2005 Tim Baisley
2006 Tim Baisley
2007 Tim Baisley
2008 Tim Baisley
|
| The Hatchet |
|
He who most deftly wields
the hatchet and whatever other means to control play |
2005 Dr. Robin Weeks
2006 Dr. Robin Weeks
2007 Dr. Robin Weeks
2008 John Smyth
|
| Best in Shower |
|
No Comment |
2005 Rich Mackenzie
2006 Rich Mackenzie
2007
2008 Steve Young
|
| Most Gross Golfer |
|
Need we say more? |
2005 Charlie Wassel
2006 Glenn Genzlinger
2007 John O'Connor
2008 John O'Connor
|
| Red Cone Award |
|
Player who best impersonates a
traffic cone |
2005 Steve Farley,
Winner Emeritus
2006 Steve Farley,
Honorable Mention, John Smyth
2007 Steve Farley
22008 Steve Farley,
Winner Emeritus
|
| Rookie of the Year |
|
New guy who done good |
2005 Nick Ruitto
2006 Kevin Crosby &
Norm Miller
2007 Doug Franklin
2008 Rich Marshall |
| Lady Byng |
|
The Sportsmanship Award |
2006 Herve Gelinas 2007 Glenn
Genzlinger
2008 Mark Connors |
| Cry Baby |
|
Wa wa wa |
2005 Al Aylward
2006 Al Aylward 2007
2008 Geoff Westfall |
| Beer Snob |
|
Best "Taste" in Beverage |
2008 Kevin Crosbie |
| Comeback of The Year |
|
Long Gone, Welcomed Back |
2007 John Brodeur
2008 Jerry Gemmel |
| Swiss Cheese Trophy |
|
Goalie of the Year |
2008 Rich Peach |
| The "Richard" |
|
For Being a "Dick" |
2008 Steve Farley |
| The SPS |
|
Steaming Pile |
2008 John Walker |
| The Founders Award |
|
Outstanding Buzzardry |
2008 Brian Tevlin |
| The Tampon Award |
|
Ski Trip Feminism |
2007 Genzlinger & Ruitto
2008 Steve Farley |
| Best Boobs |
|
|
2008 Dan Daigle |